Saturday 25 July 2009

A Day in the Life of A Filthy Rich IonBuck

Some where out there, in another alternate timeline, there lives a filthy rich IonBuck and here's a day in, theoretically, my life:
  • 6am - Sleeping
  • 7am - Sleeping
  • 8am - Taking a leak.
  • 8:02am - Back to bed.
  • 9am - Opened one eye to see what's the time. Back to sleep.
  • 10am - "Nasi lemak with ayam goreng," to the voice activated food replicator that only the filthy rich can afford. Continued to stretch on the water bed.
  • 10:30am - Soaked in the auto-cleaning bathtub that can also clean teeth without brushing.
  • 11am - Still soaking. The bathtub has a feedback mechanism to keep the water temperature at a certain preferred level.
  • 12pm - Bathtub transformed to jacuzzi.
  • 1pm - Lunch! "T-bone steak, medium rare," to the replicator, forgotten about the nasi lemak.
  • 1:30pm - Sitting around wondering what to do for the rest of the day. Located the gallery of high end DSLRs. Have not bought anything since 3 months ago. It's time for camera shopping!
  • 1:45pm - On the way to the biggest shopping mall in the Lamborghini hovercraft. Have not managed to buy any driving license so going on autopilot.
  • 2pm - Reached mall. Going straight to camera shop but stopped by a bar for a shot of whiskey.
  • 2:30pm - Stomach burning! What a cheap whiskey!
  • 2:35pm - Entering camera shop to a warm welcome with red carpet and all.
  • 2:40pm - Bought 20 Nikon D90 for children in the less fortunate third world to photograph and show the rest of the world how fortunate they are.
  • 3pm - Bought 1 Nikon D3X. Leaving shop but eyes set upon the new Panasonic Micro Four Thirds DMC-GH1. Decided to get one, too.
  • 3:15pm - Calling Lamborghini hovercraft to autopilot home with my latest Sony Ericsson Nokia Apple Xperia NPhone. Activated the Buckmobile to pick me up at the mall.
  • 4pm - Took the Buckmobile for a stroll around the countryside to test out my new Nikon and Panasonic. Snap, snap, snap.
  • 5pm- Snap, snap, snap.
  • 6pm - Snap, snap, snap.
  • 7pm - Sent some excellent shots to world famous Yellow Frame Magazine. Thinking of writing some articles for the magazine.
  • 7:01pm - Thinking where to have dinner. Ah. Some high cholesterol fast food would be nice.
  • 7:10pm - Yum. KenD tastes good.
  • 8pm - Trying to burp.
  • 9pm - Lazy to update. Going to bed. Good night world!

6 comments:

wooncc said...

looks like the poor ionbuck have got too much time to spare to think of something like this to write

Adrian Tan said...

Time is never enough in this timeline. Maybe I can consult the filthy rich IonBuck from the alternate universe how time is perceived there.

CY said...

After a Nikon D3X, I think I would rather have the Olympus Pen rather than the Panasonic DMC-GH1, don't you agree? ;)

Adrian Tan said...

I would love the PEN but recent reviews were not that positive. Auto focus is slow and it doesn't have a flash. GASP! But I suppose the filthy rich version of me would want one.

andrewk said...

The filthy rich IonBuck knows how to drink whiskey?

Adrian Tan said...

Yup. The filthy rich one. Not this one.