Saturday, 25 July 2009

A Day in the Life of A Filthy Rich IonBuck

Some where out there, in another alternate timeline, there lives a filthy rich IonBuck and here's a day in, theoretically, my life:
  • 6am - Sleeping
  • 7am - Sleeping
  • 8am - Taking a leak.
  • 8:02am - Back to bed.
  • 9am - Opened one eye to see what's the time. Back to sleep.
  • 10am - "Nasi lemak with ayam goreng," to the voice activated food replicator that only the filthy rich can afford. Continued to stretch on the water bed.
  • 10:30am - Soaked in the auto-cleaning bathtub that can also clean teeth without brushing.
  • 11am - Still soaking. The bathtub has a feedback mechanism to keep the water temperature at a certain preferred level.
  • 12pm - Bathtub transformed to jacuzzi.
  • 1pm - Lunch! "T-bone steak, medium rare," to the replicator, forgotten about the nasi lemak.
  • 1:30pm - Sitting around wondering what to do for the rest of the day. Located the gallery of high end DSLRs. Have not bought anything since 3 months ago. It's time for camera shopping!
  • 1:45pm - On the way to the biggest shopping mall in the Lamborghini hovercraft. Have not managed to buy any driving license so going on autopilot.
  • 2pm - Reached mall. Going straight to camera shop but stopped by a bar for a shot of whiskey.
  • 2:30pm - Stomach burning! What a cheap whiskey!
  • 2:35pm - Entering camera shop to a warm welcome with red carpet and all.
  • 2:40pm - Bought 20 Nikon D90 for children in the less fortunate third world to photograph and show the rest of the world how fortunate they are.
  • 3pm - Bought 1 Nikon D3X. Leaving shop but eyes set upon the new Panasonic Micro Four Thirds DMC-GH1. Decided to get one, too.
  • 3:15pm - Calling Lamborghini hovercraft to autopilot home with my latest Sony Ericsson Nokia Apple Xperia NPhone. Activated the Buckmobile to pick me up at the mall.
  • 4pm - Took the Buckmobile for a stroll around the countryside to test out my new Nikon and Panasonic. Snap, snap, snap.
  • 5pm- Snap, snap, snap.
  • 6pm - Snap, snap, snap.
  • 7pm - Sent some excellent shots to world famous Yellow Frame Magazine. Thinking of writing some articles for the magazine.
  • 7:01pm - Thinking where to have dinner. Ah. Some high cholesterol fast food would be nice.
  • 7:10pm - Yum. KenD tastes good.
  • 8pm - Trying to burp.
  • 9pm - Lazy to update. Going to bed. Good night world!
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6 comments:

  1. wooncc26 July 2009 at 01:04

    looks like the poor ionbuck have got too much time to spare to think of something like this to write

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  2. Adrian Tan26 July 2009 at 11:25

    Time is never enough in this timeline. Maybe I can consult the filthy rich IonBuck from the alternate universe how time is perceived there.

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  3. CY27 July 2009 at 00:27

    After a Nikon D3X, I think I would rather have the Olympus Pen rather than the Panasonic DMC-GH1, don't you agree? ;)

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  4. Adrian Tan27 July 2009 at 21:37

    I would love the PEN but recent reviews were not that positive. Auto focus is slow and it doesn't have a flash. GASP! But I suppose the filthy rich version of me would want one.

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  5. andrewk28 July 2009 at 15:04

    The filthy rich IonBuck knows how to drink whiskey?

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  6. Adrian Tan29 July 2009 at 08:30

    Yup. The filthy rich one. Not this one.

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