Evolution of the Swiss Army Knife

Has anyone seen a Swiss Army knife like the one before?
I must be getting really outdated these days. I should have known that something like this is on the way! This cool gadget does not only work as a thumb drive and pen knife combo. There is even a triangular warning symbol above Victorinox's symbol... indicating a laser pointer, perhaps? The thumb drive is securely encoded with thumb print verification. It will also self-destruct when someone tries to force the drive open! Would definitely like to see this in action in some MacGyver-Mission: Impossible combo kind of movie.

via Engadget.