Of Sarcasm and Forgetting a Bra

I am posting this here not so much of Victoria Beckham, not so much of bras and not so much of nipples. It is about a letter that American magazine US Weekly specially crafted for Victoria when she moves with husband to Los Angeles:

There is nothing Posh about forgetting to wear a bra when gallivanting about in thin T-shirts, as you've unfortunately been known to do. It is obvious to us that the bra may be a foreign concept to you - much like American football, or the good sense to avoid Tom Cruise - so allow us to explain: You're a 32-year-old woman with perky breasts that apparently like to breathe. Keep shunning that bra and in five years you'll end up with pendulums hanging off your clavicle that hubby David Beckham might mistake for soccer ball bags.

Source: IMDb.com "Magazine Editors Urge Beckham To Get a Bra"